The pearls of the day on Twitter from November 14, 2023

Dear pearl fans, dear cucumber friends and pickle enthusiasts! Today is the day we’ve all been waiting for, Pickle Day! Yes, you understood correctly, there is an entire day dedicated to the sour and crunchy heroes of our jars. The common cucumber finally gets the attention it deserves! If pickles could talk, they would probably tell stories of adventurous journeys through the salad bowls (and capacious bags) of the world, with heroic missions to accompany the best sandwiches and sandwiches. Maybe they would even have an autobiography called “From Pickle Peel to Glory: My Sour Road to National Pickle Day.” Yes, today is the perfect opportunity to celebrate your love for pickles. Take a cucumber quiz with your friends, host a pickle eating contest, or create artistic cucumber sculptures using toothpicks and spring onions. Or how about a cucumber juggling competition? Okay, okay, you’re too cool for that anyway and you’re here for a completely different reason: our 10 Twitter gems of the day. But who knows, maybe you’ll snack on some Spreewald cucumbers or gherkins. With that in mind, enjoy and bon appetit.

#1: No nude photos yet

Beautiful snowy landscape photographed with lens hood.

— ŦЯΛUVΛЛSΛSS (@FrauVanSass) November 12, 2023

#2: Hit, sunk!

“Where is the salt in your kitchen cupboard?”

“Alice Weidel!”

“What?”

“Just down to the right of the edge!”

— Marie von den Benken (@Regendelfin) November 13, 2023

#3: There is no other way

I just wanted to buy some mulled wine and at the checkout I was asked for my ID.

When he saw it, his reaction was: “Oh, okay. Oh.”

I take that as a compliment, right?

— extrakaese (@extrakaese) November 13, 2023

#4: Snapper

Monaco €1450 cold

— sandro (@sandroaufdie1) November 13, 2023

#5: Giving up daughter (18), sometimes a little cheeky

The daughter (18) needs “this Faust by Goethe”.

I hand her my personal (and only slightly! tattered) copy and this ungrateful creature says, “Oh. You wrote this number yourself, right?”

— Miss Trelawny (sic!) (@fingerplaustert) November 13, 2023

#6: All parents understand this

“Mom, I want to see the Dino Dana episode with the caveman and Smilodon”

Season two, episode four, if you’re interested. I knew this, but I forgot to buy the dish pads even though they were on my list.

— Jules (@ed_ju1es) November 13, 2023

#7: You have to be very careful

It was said that masturbation gave crooked fingers.

There was also the risk of becoming blind, deaf, gay or even bald… sometimes in a matter of seconds.

Today we know:
All of this only happens when you eat vegan bratwurst.

— skypro (@skypromusic) November 13, 2023

#8: Kids, kids

On the train.
Diagonally in front is a jacket hanging in an empty space.

Child in front of me to father: “Dad, why is there a jacket hanging there?”
Him: “Surely someone is away for a short time.”

15 minutes later a man comes and sits on the seat.
Child to him: “Have you pooped for that long?”

— André Herrmann (@antrehherrmann) November 13, 2023

#9: The man knows it, the woman too

symbol of autumn

— Yolanda Winston (@yolandaleontyev) November 13, 2023

#10: Hibernate with full compensation, now!

And with that, goodnight

— Cindy (@nilherK) November 13, 2023

Then we will dance until late in the evening! But first we leave our latest video here: